I Love Lucy1951

Radio announcer:
And now for the latest bulletin in the Evelyn Holmby case. Police believe that Evelyn Holmby, famous gray haired hatchet murderess, who escaped from New York State Prison, Thursday, to be heading south in a cream colored convertible coupe. Now back to our regular program. [Lucy turns off the radio]

Ethel Mertz:
What'd you turn it off for?

Lucy Ricardo:
Did you hear what he said?

Ethel Mertz:
Yeah so what?

Lucy Ricardo:
Which way are we heading?

Ethel Mertz:
South.

Lucy Ricardo:
Exactly. Gray haired, cream colored convertible.

Ethel Mertz:
Oh Lucy, that's just a coincidence.

Lucy Ricardo:
But think, it all fits. Likes to drive around in the dark, won't stop at motels, uses back roads. Just why do you suppose she uses back roads?

Ethel Mertz:
She told us, to save time.

Lucy Ricardo:
Oh sure, she uses back roads to avoid the police!

Ethel Mertz:
Oh Lucy, the woman they're looking for is a hatchet murderess. She doesn't look like a...

Lucy Ricardo, Ethel Mertz:
Hatchet!

Ethel Mertz:
We're just jumping to conclusions. She brought the hatchet along to uh... to uh...

Lucy Ricardo:
To what? Chop watercrest? Ethel that woman definitely has a criminal face. She's REALLY that Evelyn Holmby the police are looking for.

Ethel Mertz:
No!

Lucy Ricardo:
Yes! And we've got to make a break for it.