I Love Lucy1951

Ricky Ricardo:
Now, Mrs. Ricardo, if you don't mind, I think that I am entitled to a little bit of an explanation of WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!

Lucy Ricardo:
Uh, Ethel would you excuse us? I have a little explaining to do to Ricky.

Ethel Mertz:
You sure have, dear. Good night! [Ethel runs off]

Lucy Ricardo:
Now, now, Ricky, sit down, dear. Sit down. Oh, wait till you hear! [Chuckling nervously] It's so funny, and it's so simple.

Ricky Ricardo:
Well, what is it?

Lucy Ricardo:
Well, you know this morning, when we had that discussion about money? Well, Ethel and I - [the doorbell rings] Oh, I'll get it.

Ricky Ricardo:
No, no, *I'll* get it. [Ricky opens the door]

Arnold - The First Husband:
Is this the Ricardo residence?

Ricky Ricardo:
Yes?

Arnold - The First Husband:
[He walks over to Lucy and puts his arm around her] Darling! Don't you recognise me? It's Arnold!

Ricky Ricardo:
Well!

Lucy Ricardo:
[Wide eyed and in shock] Ricky, I want you to meet my second first husband!