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[Inuyasha and Kagome are sitting under a tree. Inuyasha refuses to even look at Kagome while she is talking to him and she gets angry and grabs his hair to yank him around to face her]

Kagome:
Hold it!

Inuyasha:
Watch the hair!

Kagome:
Mind explaining why you haven't been able to look me straight in the eye since yesterday.

Inuyasha:
[Inuyasha looks at her, then away, refusing to meet her eyes] Your obviously imagining things.

Kagome:
I get it! This is all about me looking like Kikyo! That's it, isn't it! [Inuyasha grabs Kagome's hand and removes it from his hair, then continues to hold it in his] Inuyasha?

Inuyasha:
It's not...! [sighs] It's not like that. [He stares at Kagome sadly and moves closer to her]

Kagome:
[Thinking as he moves closer] What's he doing? [Freaks out and shoves Inuyasha away from her and he falls down the hill] Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold the phone!

Inuyasha:
[Screaming as he falls down the hill] AHHH!

Kagome:
[Thinking] Okay, now I'm offically freaked! What's going on? He almost kissed me!

Inuyasha:
[Jumps back up on top of the hill next to her. Now he's not sad, he's pissed off] Can we lose some of the violence?

Kagome:
Sure, as soon as you stop being so weird!

Inuyasha:
Your the one being a lunatic!