It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia2005

Charlie Kelly:
[to the priest] What the sh*t man?

Charlie's Mom:
[whispers] Charlie!

Charlie Kelly:
My mother is dying of cancer and you need money to fix a statue? [Priest places hand on Charlie's mother to comfort her] No, no, no, no. Don't give me this act.

Mac:
Charlie, calm down.

Charlie Kelly:
No, no. Why don't you give us some money? How much is that ring worth? That looks like an expensive ring. Can we have the ring?

Mac:
Okay. All right. I'm sorry, Father.

Charlie Kelly:
This is bullshit!

Mac:
I will pray for his sins. I'm sorry.

Dennis Reynolds:
Hey Charlie, Charlie.

Mac:
[to Charlie] What are you doing.

Dennis Reynolds:
It's okay. I got this. I got this.

Charlie Kelly:
What am I doing? What is HE doing?

Dennis Reynolds:
Listen. Don't get all riled up about this scam or that scam, you know. It's all a big scam, okay?

Charlie Kelly:
Yeah.

Dennis Reynolds:
But I will say this - the church's scam? It's a pretty good one. It's effective. Look at all the money these people are giving to the church. So I say we use that model to raise money for your mom at Paddy's. Guys. Let's throw a beef and beer.