It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia2005

Mac:
Charlie, this is our opportunity to prove to people that we are to be respected. No one is more respected than dudes in prison right?

Charlie Kelly:
Yeah.

Mac:
And what are dudes in prison?

Charlie Kelly:
Hard?

Mac:
Right; this is our chance to get hard.

Charlie Kelly:
OK OK i just don't know if this is the best way to get hard.

Mac:
Of course it is, this is totally hard. Look you want to get hard don't you?

Charlie Kelly:
I want to get hard. I want to get very very hard.

Mac:
Alright, do you want to shove heroin into your ass?

Charlie Kelly:
Dude I don't want to shove anything in my ass.

Mac:
Alright this is the perfect opportunity to prove how hard we are and not have to shove anything into our asses.

Frank Reynolds:
What in Gods name are you two talking about?

Mac:
Frank we're in.

Frank Reynolds:
Great! [Fires Gun]