It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia2005

Frank Reynolds:
[overheard by children on a mike system] I got a question about you morticians. You bang the dead bodies? I imagine stuff like that goes on all the time. I mean I don't give a sh*t. If I was dead you could bang me all you want. I mean who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean shove as much sh*t in there as you want. Fill me up with cream,make a stew out of my ass. What's the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a sh*t? You're dead, you're dead! Oh Sh*t! Is my mike on?