It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia2005

Mac:
Charlie, I have a real dilemma on my hands. Now, normally I would never talk to you about these things because you're so incredibly unreliable, but Dennis, Dee, and Frank are all directly involved in this and I gotta tell somebody man, I am bustin'! Okay... Dennis' mom tried to have sex with me!

Charlie Kelly:
Interesting...

Mac:
Yeah, man! She got naked, she came on to me, I mean that woman is straight crazy but I think I wanna bang her, man! I know I shouldn't do it, it's...

Charlie Kelly:
I think you should do it!

Mac:
...What?

Charlie Kelly:
Look, an opportunity like this only comes around once in a lifetime, right?

Mac:
Right!

Charlie Kelly:
And so you'd be a fool to let it slip through your fingers.

Mac:
Yeah! That's what I'm thinking! But, it's Dennis and Dee's mom.

Charlie Kelly:
Yeah, well that means that no one ever, ever's gonna find out.

Mac:
That doesn't make any sense.

Charlie Kelly:
It doesn't have to make sense.

Mac:
You're right, I'm gonna do it!

[they both laugh maniacally]