It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia2005

Frank Reynolds:
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Charlie Kelly:
Night man, sneaky and mean, spider inside my dreams, i think i love you, you make me want to cry, you make me want to die, i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you night man.

Charlie Kelly:
Every night you come into my room, and pin me down with your strong arms, and pin me down and i try to fight you. You come inside me, you fill me up and...

Frank Reynolds, Mac:
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Charlie Charlie.

Mac:
Charlie hold on a second. I mean the first half of that song was kinda cool but whats with the second half?

Charlie Kelly:
It's about the night man, like you know like filling me up and i become him i become the spirit of the night man.

Mac:
But it sounds like a song where a man breaks into your house and rapes you.

Charlie Kelly:
What dude, where are you getting that from? It's just two men sharing the night, it might seem wrong but its just right, it's just two men sharing each other, it's just two men like loving brothers, one on top and one on bottom, one inside and one is out, one is screaming he's so happy, the others screaming a passionate shout, it's the night man, I'm feeling so wrong and right man, the feeling so wrong and right man, i can't fight you man when you come inside me and pin me down with your strong hands and i become the night, the passionate, passionate night man.

Mac:
We need a new front man.