It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia2005

Dee Reynolds:
What is this thing?

Charlie Kelly:
That's Dennis' prototype. Be careful with that.

Dee Reynolds:
No, I know it's the prototype but I don't get how it works.

Charlie Kelly:
Dee, you're asking a million questions. All right look, I'm just going to walk you through it, so pay attention. OK, look, the pretty lady gets naked, of course, and I help her into the prototype, yes? My hands sort of guiding along her body making sure that it fits properly. Now the dress is starting to look fantastic, you know? And she feels very excited, she feels very sensual and I feel very sensual about her because she looks so good. And then, you know, we chit-chat a little bit, no big deal but she asks me back to her place. Where did that come from? I accept, you know? And then we chit-chat at her place, it's no big deal, but eventually she says, "Do you want to make love, Charlie?"

Dee Reynolds:
Oh god.

Charlie Kelly:
And I say, "Are you serious? Because yes, I do." And then just boom, we're in to it and it's hot and it's passionate.

Dee Reynolds:
Charlie...

Charlie Kelly:
And then it's just you and me babe...

Dee Reynolds:
Oh my god.

Charlie Kelly:
...Like all night long...

Dee Reynolds:
Charlie...

Charlie Kelly:
...And I satisfy her so many times. She starts screaming my name...

Dee Reynolds:
Charlie!

Charlie Kelly:
"Charlie!" she says...

Dee Reynolds:
Charlie!

Charlie Kelly:
..."Charlie!" she says, "Charlie!" she says...

Dee Reynolds:
CHARLIE, Jesus!

Charlie Kelly:
Dee! What are you... I thought you had walked back over...

Dee Reynolds:
No, I've been standing here the whole time!

Charlie Kelly:
Look, I was in the middle of a...

Dee Reynolds:
Are you going to help me with this or not?

Charlie Kelly:
I'm trying to... What are you doing, because you're looking pretty...

Dee Reynolds:
Oh Jesus, I'm just going to do this myself.