It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia2005

Dee Reynolds:
I haven't seen you for a month, and I'm standing here in a neck brace. Are you gonna ask me how I'm doing... or what happened... or...

Mrs. Reynolds:
I assume you did something stupid.

Dee Reynolds:
Dennis ran me over with his car!

Mrs. Reynolds:
There you go again! Don't you think it's about time you start taking responsibility for your actions?

Dee Reynolds:
I...

Mrs. Reynolds:
[interrupting her] I want my possessions returned.

[Barbara feeds her dog some food from a plate]

Dee Reynolds:
I was eating that, mother!

Mrs. Reynolds:
I've been running around. I haven't had time to feed the dog. Could you stop thinking about yourself for once? And besides, you don't need it, sweetie.

[Dee gasps, squeals, and storms off]

Mrs. Reynolds:
Well that's attractive. Maybe if you took a bit more pride in your appearance you could find a man, and then you wouldn've have to steal from your mother. I mean, look at your skin, Deandra. Christ, there is a sun in Philadelphia.