JAG1995

Lt. Cmdr. Bud Roberts, Jr.:
So, the dolphin did come back?

Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie:
Apparently.

Lt. Cmdr. Bud Roberts, Jr.:
What's going to be the charge?

Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie:
Sturgis hasn't decided yet.

Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.:
Hasn't decided what?

Lt. Cmdr. Bud Roberts, Jr.:
Oh, sir. You've got to hear this. It's ridiculous.

[off Mac's look]

Lt. Cmdr. Bud Roberts, Jr.:
In a serious sort of way, sir.

Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie:
I'm representing Seaman Apprentice Charles Bander. He released two Navy dolphins from a marine mammal deployment center.

Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.:
Why?

Lt. Cmdr. Bud Roberts, Jr.:
They think he did it on porpoise, sir.

Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie:
He felt he owed them a debt.

Lt. Cmdr. Bud Roberts, Jr.:
You know, kind of a squid pro quo, sir.

Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie:
He was caught by one of the trainers in the dolphins' pen with a bucket of fish.

Lt. Cmdr. Bud Roberts, Jr.:
Red herring, probably. You know, trying to avoid pursuit.

Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie:
One more fish joke, and I'll have you filleted.

Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.:
What happened to the dolphins?

Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie:
Well, they, uh, came back on their own.

Lt. Cmdr. Bud Roberts, Jr.:
What would you charge him with, sir?

Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.:
Well, there's, uh, Article 96: Releasing a prisoner without authorization.

Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie:
You enjoying yourselves?

Lt. Gregory Vukovic:
[entering] Room for one more?

Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie:
Yeah, if you promise no fish jokes.

Lt. Gregory Vukovic:
Oh, not even one, just for the halibut?