JAG1995

NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs:
Kid puts an arrow in a corpse. That's a new one.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
Just a variation.

[Tony chuckles]

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
I remember we found this old guy. Died watching TV. We found him sitting in the La-Z-Boy, stiff as a board, with a Bud in his hand.

Special Agent Vivian Blackadder:
Oh, please. Not another Baltimore homicide story.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
Looks like a natural death, but we got to wait for the M.E. to confirm it, right? So, it's dinnertime. My partner and I are starving, so we tell the beat rookie to keep an eye on the stiff. Rookie's never been alone with a body. Well, suddenly, the body goes out of rigor, slumps. The air trapped in the lungs is forced through the voice box, and the corpse *moans*.

Special Agent Vivian Blackadder:
Stop it!

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
Rookie freaks, empties his service revolver into the body.

NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs:
You know what I think, DiNozzo?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
Don't say it's an urban myth, man, 'cause I was there.

NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs:
I think... you were the rookie.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
[dryly] That's funny, Gibbs. Funny. Wrong, but funny.