Jack & Bobby2004

Bobby McCallister:
Did she ever make you nervous?

Jack McCallister:
Why would missy make me nervous?

Bobby McCallister:
Not Missy. Girls, I mean.

Jack McCallister:
Not since 4th Grade. Is that about that little girlfriend of yours? Still not going to tell me who it is, huh?

[pause]

Jack McCallister:
OK, lay it on me.

Bobby McCallister:
Well, I was wondering. She said that I kiss like a girl.

Jack McCallister:
[laugh]

Bobby McCallister:
It's not funny. So, what do I do?

Jack McCallister:
Learn to kiss better?

Bobby McCallister:
How?

Jack McCallister:
I don't know. Watch a movie like everybody else.

Bobby McCallister:
Which? Like "Pillow Talk"?

Jack McCallister:
God, you are do weird. Look, you got to tell Mom to knock it off with that Film Society stuff.

Bobby McCallister:
Is there anything that you can tell me?

Jack McCallister:
I'm not teaching you how to kiss, dumbass.

Bobby McCallister:
Not How to, it's not how to.

Jack McCallister:
Well, don't kiss like a girl for starters.

Bobby McCallister:
Well, what does that mean?

Jack McCallister:
You know take the initiative, be the guy. Beyond that I'd say: no biting, drooling, or anything too crazy. You think you can handle that?

Bobby McCallister:
Maybe.