Jack of All Trades2000

Jean-Claude:
Jacques, have you forgotten why you were sent here?

Jack Stiles:
Who wants to know?

Jean-Claude:
Well, who do you think? I bear an urgent communiqu? from President Jefferson. Squawk. You must find the stolen gold shipment and send it back to America.

Jack Stiles:
What does he think I'm doing here?

Jean-Claude:
Oh, I cannot say in front of the lady. Squawk.

Jack Stiles:
Ha ha ha. You must think we're the suckers of the spy world, pal. Why would we take phony orders from a French carrier... parrot?

Jean-Claude:
Squawk. Because you are not the only ones undercover, monsieur. Vive la resistance!

[flies away]

Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild:
That is the most loquacious fowl I've ever encountered.