Jake and Amir

     

Jake and Amir2007

Jake and Amir is an American comedy duo made up of podcasters and former CollegeHumor writers Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld. Jake and Amir came into prominence in 2007 when they began writing and starring in CollegeHumor's Jake and Amir web serie… more »


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"In the audience, we have the director. The writer, its star, its pro-dic-er, ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce the sensational Mr...

Doobs:
Penis Scarlett Johansson Anal! Try making fun of that name, A-queer!

Amir:
No!

Doobs:
Yes!

Amir:
Sorry, Scarjo!

Doobs:
OOOOHHHooohhOOH! Curse you!

Jake:
Scarjo isn't bad! In fact, if you took away Scarlett Johansson your name would just be Penis Anal!

Doobs:
Oh, I'd love to just be "Penis Anal!"

Amir:
And I'd love to take out Scarlett Johansson.

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