James Bond Jr.1991

Coach Mitchell:
Good golfing is a tradition at Warfield, so I'm sure the four of you will do your best to win this tournament.

Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter:
Are you sure I can't be in the foursome, Mr.Mitchell? I'm really a pro when it comes to hitting the ball past ol' spin windmills!

Coach Mitchell:
That's miniature golf, Gordo. There aren't any windmills on this course.

Gordon 'Gordo' Leiter:
Oh... hey, how about the little castles with the drawbridge that goes up and down, huh? [Mr.Mitchell shakes his head]

Trevor Noseworthy IV:
Obviously Mr.Mitchell is interested in winning this tournament, Gordo, that's why he put me in the foursome. I happen to come from a long line of golfers. [Trevor places a ball on a golf tee and tries to hit it. Instead, he hits a piece of dirt, which flies away and lands on Mitchell's head]

Phoebe Farragut:
You sure you don't come from a long line of gardeners, Trevor?

Trevor Noseworthy IV:
[touchy] Hmm, obviously you've never seen a practice swing before.