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Jessie Prescott:
[running up to Emma and sees her with Caleb] Emma, what are you doing with Darla's brother?

Emma Ross:
[gazing into his eyes] Watching his eyes sparkle in the sunlight! See, it's happening right now. And now. And now!

Darla Shannon:
[approaching Caleb and Emma] Caleb! Stay away from them! You don't wanna be seen with these weaklings!

Jessie Prescott:
[scoffs] Who're you calling "weak"? You should see this one tear through the mall on Black Friday! [Darla stares at Jessie, confused]

Emma Ross:
[holding up her nails] I sharpen my nails with diamonds the night before.

Caleb Shannon:
[coming over to Emma] I love a girl who fights for what she wants!

Emma Ross:
[linking arms with Caleb] I'd shop for *you* in the hunks department!

Jessie Prescott, Darla Shannon:
[in unison, to Emma and Caleb] KNOCK IT OFF!

Caleb Shannon, Emma Ross:
[in unison] WHY?

Darla Shannon:
Because the Prescott's and the Shannon's are sworn enemies.

Emma Ross:
But I'm not a Prescott *or* a Shannon!

Jessie Prescott:
Oh, there's a babysitting clause in the feud; it's... it's complicated; but trust me, you're covered!

Emma Ross:
But I really like Caleb!

Darla Shannon:
Well, tough! You can't go against the feud! Huh, *which* has gone back for years all the way to the 20th century!

Caleb Shannon:
I don't know why our families are fighting!

Darla Shannon:
It all started when our grand pappy Shannon loaned their grand pappy Prescott a corn picker; and he returned it broken!

Jessie Prescott:
It was already broken! Your grand pappy lied to get a new corn picker! [Darla chuckles softly and tries to shake it off] That's why they called him "Shifty Shannon"!

Caleb Shannon:
But that's all ancient history!

Emma Ross:
No one even *remembers* the 20th century!

Darla Shannon:
Well, I *do* remember when Jessie borrowed and broke my Queasy Bake Oven!

Jessie Prescott:
It was already broken!

Darla Shannon:
Typical Prescott!

Emma Ross:
Well, Caleb and I don't care about you're shifty grand pappies and your queasy corn pickers!

Jessie Prescott:
[scoffs] Then *you* are no Prescott!

Emma Ross:
Correct! Despite whatever paperwork you have to the contrary!