Jessie2011

Jessie Prescott:
[sees Mrs Kipling approach the dog, Paton, then he whips her tail at Paton] See? Even Mrs. Kipling's tiny *lizard brain* understands the feud!

[Mrs Kipling hits Jessie with her tail]

Jessie Prescott:
Sorry!

Darla Shannon:
[to Caleb] Caleb, stay away from Emma, OK?

[then turns to Jessie and says]

Darla Shannon:
Like all us cool kids stayed away from Jessie in high school, heh!

[pulling Caleb by the arm]

Darla Shannon:
Come on!

Jessie Prescott:
[calling out after Darla] Yeah, like I wanted to hang out with you anyway! In the *jerk lounge*, cause you're a JERK!

Lt. Colonel John Wayne 'J.W.' Prescott:
[appearing behind Jessie and heard what she said] JESSIE! I can't believe you said that!

Jessie Prescott:
Yeah, I know. I should've gone with "loser lounge".

Lt. Colonel John Wayne 'J.W.' Prescott:
I mean, I can't believe you just insulted her!

Emma Ross:
I can't believe you and Darla are ruining my life!

[running off]

Jessie Prescott:
OK, she didn't break it down, but it's like 95% Darla.

Lt. Colonel John Wayne 'J.W.' Prescott:
I specifically told you to get along with Darla, and once again, you can't follow a simple order!

Jessie Prescott:
You're my *dad*, not my drill sergeant! You can't order me around anymore! I'm an adult!

Lt. Colonel John Wayne 'J.W.' Prescott:
Oh really? Cause you're sure acting like a child!

Jessie Prescott:
Nuh-uh! She started it!

Lt. Colonel John Wayne 'J.W.' Prescott:
I rest my case! You know I was really hoping we weren't gonna argue this weekend, but instead we were right back where we left off. This visit's turning out to be very disappointing.

[Jessie's dad walks off, upset]