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Bryn Breitbart:
[noticing Jessie and Emma at the movies and taps Rosie's shoulder] What's *she* doing here?

Jessie Prescott:
[to Emma] Just ignore them.

Bryn Breitbart:
I thought we agreed we weren't inviting Bossy Rossy!

Jessie Prescott:
[to Emma] Just let it roll off your back.

Bryn Breitbart:
[about Jessie] And why did she come with that old lady? [Jessie gasps softly] [taunting her] Is she doing community service?

Jessie Prescott:
[loudly] Say *what*? [the audience shushes Jessie] Oh, it's just a trailer for a stupid murder mystery! I've read the book, and the poodle groomer did it! There, saved you all 20 bucks! [the audience groans]

Emma Ross:
[pulling Jessie's arm] Jessie, cut it out!

Jessie Prescott:
[running over to the girls and Bryn] Look ladies, I'm sure this is just some misunderstanding! Bryn, I'm sure you would never be mean on purpose! [Bryn throws popcorn at Jessie and then smirks nastily]

Emma Ross:
[pulling Jessie's arm] Jessie, can we please just go? It's no big deal! You can home-school me! [Bryn looks at the girls nastily]

Jessie Prescott:
No way! [takes the bucket of popcorn] Eat corn, mean girl! [Jessie throws the whole bucket of popcorn on Bryn and it lands in her hair]

Bryn Breitbart:
This blowout cost $200!

Jessie Prescott:
So did this popcorn! [a food fight begins between Jessie, Emma and Bryn]

Bryn Breitbart:
[screams as she has soda sprayed on her, and she enlists the girls to help her] Girls! Don't just sit there! Help me!

Rosie:
[afraid of fighting against Emma and Jessie] Can't I just be a conscientious objector?

Bryn Breitbart:
No! This is *my* group now, not Emma's! And you guys have to do what I say, or I'm cutting you out, just like I did her! [the audience gasps in horror] [trying to cover it up] I mean... have I mentioned I'm royalty adjacent?

Jessie Prescott:
Yes. Several times!

Bryn Breitbart:
No one was talking to *you*!

Emma Ross:
Don't talk to Jessie that way!

Bryn Breitbart:
I don't want to speak to either of you! [walking down the steps] And you'll never be invited to my Scottish chalet!

Emma Ross:
I thought you said it was an *Alpine* chalet!

Bryn Breitbart:
Uh... we're a two chalet family?

Rosie:
[checking her phone] I just searched online for "Bryn Breitbart plus royalty". The only thing that came up was "Al Breitbart, "Happy Tush" Toilet Paper King"!

Bryn Breitbart:
That's ridiculous! [Rosie shuts off her phone] [admitting the truth] Alright, alright! So I'm a TP heiress from Yonkers, big deal!

Jessie Prescott:
"Happy Tush"? That stuff is like sandpaper! Your family's product is as hurtful and abrasive as *you*!

Bryn Breitbart:
Well, not *all* of us can be popular because our parents are famous!