Jessie2011

Jessie Prescott:
[Bertram has just entered the room, dressed as a werewolf, while she was trying to write her scary story. Bertram howls like a wolf, but she's not buying it] Bertram, quit trying to scare me with your teddy bear costume!

Bertram:
[through costume] I'm not a teddy bear! I'm a werewolf! [takes werewolf mask off] Werewolves used to be scary! I blame Taylor Lautner.

Jessie Prescott:
Bertram, quit the whining! And don't *ever* speak ill of Tay-Laut!

Bertram:
How come I'm not scary anymore? Maybe I should put on spooky zombie makeup like you.

Jessie Prescott:
I'm not wearing any zombie makeup!

Bertram:
[shrieks] That's your face? [gives up and tosses the mask] I can't compete with that, I give up on Halloween.