Jimmy Kimmel Live!2003

Wesley Kimmel:
What are you doing here? No one is supposed to know about us.

Desiree Hartsock:
Wesley, I love you. I've always loved you.

Wesley Kimmel:
Then why did you leave me?

Desiree Hartsock:
You left ME. To go into The Baby Bachelor.

Wesley Kimmel:
You went on The Bachelorette.

Desiree Hartsock:
[sorrowful] Oh, Wes...

Jesse Escobedo:
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

Wesley Kimmel:
Oh, no. Jess.

Jesse Escobedo:
[referring to Desiree] Who the hell is SHE?

Desiree Hartsock:
I'm Desiree. And who are you?

Jesse Escobedo:
I'm your worst nightmare, honey!

Wesley Kimmel:
Jesse, this is not a healthy relationship. Jesse, you're not nice to me, and I'm leaving.

Jesse Escobedo:
[later] WATCH YOUR BACK, WESLEY! This is not over yet!