Joan of Arcadia2003

Joan:
So, do you just go around appearing to people or...

Cute Boy God:
Minor correction, I'm not appearing to you, you are seeing me.

Joan:
Okay, fine. [Joan continues staring at Him] Is it kinda weird that I have a... crush on you?

Cute Boy God:
I'm not gonna look like this the next time.

Joan:
The next time?

Cute Boy God:
I'm gonna be dropping in on you, Joan. Now and then.

Joan:
Why?

Cute Boy God:
Let's just say I need you to do some errands.

Joan:
Why?

Cute Boy God:
Do you notice how I'm not answering any of the "whys"? I want you to get a job, at the Skylight Bookstore. It's about three bus stops from here. Manager's name there is Sammy, now he's snippy. It's important you do this pretty soon. [Joan opens her mouth to say something] Don't ask why.

Joan:
And if I say no. Am I gonna burst into flames?

Cute Boy God:
[Cute Boy God laughs] Where do you people get this stuff? Have I ever made anybody burst into flames? Do as I ask. I'll see you around.