JonTron2010

[character Avian Ally is shown in Conan:
Hall of Volta]

JonTron:
Oh, look! An avian ally! Now this is my kind of game right here! Very close to home. Jacques, come here! You got to see this!

JonTron:
[looks behind him]

JonTron:
Oh no, I think I left him upstairs. I turned off his alarm, right?

[cut to upstairs, Medicine Man opens the door with medicine]

Medicine Man:
Hey Jon, it's me! I brought your life-saving medicine!

Jacques:
[alarm blaring] Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill.

[shoots Medicine Man in chest with laser]

Medicine Man:
Oh, that's hot lasers! Oh, I'm dying of lasers!

[falls to ground]

JonTron:
Nah, it's probably nothing.