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Just Shoot Me!1997

Just Shoot Me! is an American television sitcom that aired on NBC from March 4, 1997, to August 16, 2003, with a total of 148 half-hour episodes spanning seven seasons. The show was created by Steven Levitan, the show's executive producer. The show … more »


Jack Gallo:
Hey, Elliot. Whatcha looking for?

Elliot DiMauro:
Back issue.

Jack Gallo:
Which one?

Elliot DiMauro:
It... it had a health article in it.

Jack Gallo:
Can I help you?

Elliot DiMauro:
I found it.

Jack Gallo:
Oh, July. Wasn't that the one with the piece on impotence? Hey, Maya! Didn't you write that piece on impotence?

[awkward pause]

Jack Gallo:
What's that? Line two?

[leaves]

Elliot DiMauro:
I'm not a machine!

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