Just Shoot Me!1997

Elliot DiMauro:
That's it! Shoot's canceled!

Nina Van Horn:
What is the problem?

Elliot DiMauro:
I can't find my lens!

Nina Van Horn:
Don't you have, like, thirty of them?

Dennis Finch:
Yes, but they're not all his lucky thong lens.

Nina Van Horn:
Lucky thong lens?

Elliot DiMauro:
Eight years ago I was doing my first swimsuit photo shoot on St. Tropez, and from the moment I arrived none of my shots were coming out right. I thought my carrer was over. As I walked back to the hotel, this local boy runs up and stuffs something in my pocket. I looked down, and it was this lens, this perfect lens. But when I looked up, the boy had vanished, and in his place... a white dove!

Nina Van Horn:
Oh, I get it. They have mushrooms in St. Tropez.