Kaamelott2004

P?re Blaise:
Ok, this is how it sounds "Chevaliers Perceval and Karadoc boldy boarded the boat, slew the giant serpent and were welcomed back to the village as heroes". How's that?

Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles:
Good.

Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes:
Except we didn't get on a boat.

P?re Blaise:
What then?

Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles:
Nothing. We were at the edge of the lake. I just took off my boots.

Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes:
We had water up to our knees.

Arthur, roi de Bretagne:
And the giant serpent attacked you at the edge of the lake.

Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes:
Yes.

Arthur, roi de Bretagne:
In that much [about three feet] water.

Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes:
Yes.

Arthur, roi de Bretagne:
How big was this giant serpent?

Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles:
About this long [about two feet] .

Arthur, roi de Bretagne:
So basically you caught an eel.

Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles:
It's the smallest ones you have to watch out for.

Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes:
They're fast.

Arthur, roi de Bretagne:
The villagers welcomed you back as heros?

Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles:
They're overrun by eels. Catching one does them a favour.

Arthur, roi de Bretagne:
You're not fish wardens!

P?re Blaise:
So will you be going back?

Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles:
It's a long way.

Karadoc, chevalier de Vannes:
40 days to get there.

Perceval, chevalier du pays de Galles:
The same to get back.

Arthur, roi de Bretagne:
The time you were away three months it was that?

P?re Blaise:
I don't know how I'm gonna make this sound good.