Keeping Up Appearances1990

Richard:
Why can't I have my usual cornflakes?

Hyacinth:
This is not a cornflake establishment.

Richard:
Whunh. It always has been!

Hyacinth:
Perhaps in the days before this exclusive European high fibre breakfast cereal was made available. Now it's very nutritious and highly recommended.

Richard:
By whom?

Hyacinth:
The Dutch Royal Family.

Richard:
The Dutch Royal Family!

Hyacinth:
There's a crest on the packet.

Richard:
Oh, Hyacinth. I wish you'd stop buying things because there's a crest on the packet.

Hyacinth:
So in future, when people ask you what you have for breakfast, don't say cornflakes. Tell them, quite truthfully, that you eat an exclusive European high fibre breakfast cereal.

Richard:
[through clenched teeth] With a crest on the package.