Keeping Up Appearances1990

Hyacinth Bucket:
[First lines] So Kind of you to come at short notice, Vicar!

Michael the Vicar:
Not at all, Mrs. Buck... [Catches himself about to say Bucket instead of Bouquet]... Buckfast Abbey is a place I've never been to, you know.

Hyacinth Bucket:
Buckfast Abbey? Oh yes! Oh, we must visit. I'll organize a little outing.

Michael the Vicar:
[Panicked] I can't...

Hyacinth Bucket:
Can't?

Michael the Vicar:
[resigned]... tell you what that would mean to me, Mrs. Bouquet.

Hyacinth Bucket:
That's what friends are for, Vicar! Oh, incidentally, I'm sorry I had to ask you to remove your shoes. I usually only insist upon tradesmen doing that, but as you've probably noticed, we've just had our herringbone re-lacquered.

Michael the Vicar:
[Confused] I'm sorry?

Hyacinth Bucket:
Oh, please don't be. Although it's very expensive process, it only needs to be done occasionally.

Michael the Vicar:
[understands] Oh, the FLOOR! The woodblock.

Hyacinth Bucket:
That's right. It has a tendency to lose its gloss. I often wonder whether Her Majesty has the same problem.