Keeping Up Appearances1990

Emmet:
[Comes home from work] It's only me!

Elizabeth:
[Humming "Whistle While You Work"] Hello, brother mine!

Emmet:
You're particularly cheerful!

Elizabeth:
I've had a coffee-free morning! No Hyacinth!

Emmet:
[Starts to play the piano] Lucky you - how did you wangle that?

Elizabeth:
I didn't have to. She was going out, looking at property.

Emmet:
[Slams hands on Piano and whirls round, excited] Looking at property? Is that what she said?

Elizabeth:
I think that's what she said.

Emmet:
[Grabs her shoulders] Try to remember!

Elizabeth:
Emmet, you're shaking me!

Emmet:
[Stops] I'm sorry, Liz. But are you positive she said "looking at property?" [Elizabeth nods and he is elated] That... that mean's she's moving. Hyacinth is moving!

Elizabeth:
Well, I assumed it was for somebody else. She can't be moving.

Emmet:
Don't say that, Liz, not even in jest! Ye Gods, Hyacinth moving... I think this calls for a little drinky! [sallies off to the Kitchen, singing] Oh what a beautiful morning, Oh what a beautiful day...!