Keeping Up Appearances1990

Daisy:
Why don't we have a second honeymoon?

Onslow:
I remember what happened the first time.

Daisy:
Me too. I remember what happened the first time.

Onslow:
We argued the all the time.

Daisy:
Not all the time

Onslow:
Nearly all the time. I couldn't get over that confession of yours!

Daisy:
Well, I thought it was only proper. If we were starting married life, we shouldn't have any secrets.

Onslow:
But what a time to spring it on a bloke. On his wedding night! I barely got started on all your new underwear and then you told me.

Daisy:
I thought it was a bit much, you getting straight up and going out for a long walk.

Onslow:
I had to think about things. I had to decide if I could live with it.

Daisy:
I can't think what was so bad about it!

Onslow:
You should have come clean about it before we got married.

Daisy:
You wouldn't have married me.

Onslow:
You were lucky I didn't divorce you.

Daisy:
It's not grounds for divorce.

Onslow:
Being a Liverpool supporter!