Keeping Up Appearances1990

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Hyacinth:
Richard. Is there any sign of our new furniture yet, dear?

Richard:
Not yet.

Hyacinth:
Ohhh. Ohhh, Richard, I feel it's so appropriate, our owning a place like this.

Richard:
All we own is a small apartment, and when I say small, I mean micro.

Hyacinth:
We are part owners of a mansion; that's all anyone need know. It's so lower middle class to go into details.

Richard:
The detail that concerns me is now that we've bought the place, how are we going to afford it?

Hyacinth:
Such a good address, dear. You know these things aren't primary with me, but there are people who go quite dizzy rubbing shoulders with the county elite.