Keeping Up Appearances1990

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[Hyacinth has been looking out of the window using binoculars]

Hyacinth:
He's gone to Thirty-Five.

Richard:
Uh, who has?

Hyacinth:
The postman! That's every day this week he's been to Thirty-Five. He's bound to have something for us this morning.

Richard:
Well, if he has, he'll deliver it; if not, he'll go past again.

Hyacinth:
I won't have him walking past again. Not when he's been every day to number Thirty-Five.

Richard:
I like him walking past; another day without a bill. Huh. I feel quite festive every time he walks past.

Hyacinth:
*I* have to hold my head up in this community. I'm looked up to. What are they going to think if I go three days without mail?

Richard:
It's probably only junk mail going to Thirty-Five.

Hyacinth:
Richard, that is neither here nor there. I will not have my junk mail going to other people's houses.