Keeping Up Appearances1990

the Vicar:
Mrs. Bucket - Bouquet, I'm sorry - your father's here!

Hyacinth:
Daddy, here?

the Vicar:
Yes.

Hyacinth:
How kind of you, Vicar, to invite Daddy to receive a gift!

the Vicar:
He wasn't actually invited, Mrs. Bucket - Bouquet. He just arrived, and rather unexpectedly.

Hyacinth:
In what way unexpectedly?

the Vicar:
Well, I wasn't actually in the hall at the time. I just heard the scream.

Hyacinth:
[to the Thorgunbys] Won't be a moment! [Starts to lead the vicar away] What scream?

the Vicar:
Miss Winthrop, she's secretary of the Over-Seventies committee.

Hyacinth:
Oh, I see. I expect Daddy was carried away by the festive season!

the Vicar:
Well, he must have started celebrating long before he arrived here; he also seems to be wearing very little.

Hyacinth:
Just like Daddy. I expect he's given everything to the poor.

the Vicar:
Well, NEARLY everything!