Keeping Up Appearances1990

Hyacinth:
Do be careful what you choose for yourself. I don't want you in tights, Richard. I get very embarrassed in front of the neighbours when you're in tights.

Richard:
When have I ever been in tights?

Hyacinth:
The year you were Robin Hood.

Richard:
*I* was Friar Tuck; *you* were Robin Hood.

Hyacinth:
Are you sure?

Richard:
Don't you remember? Sheridan became ill because he couldn't be Maid Marian.

Hyacinth:
Oh yes, I do remember. Poor Sheridan. He broke out in spots. Only in the nicest places, of course.