Keeping Up Appearances1990

Emmet:
If I hear the word 'yacht' from that woman just once more... I swear I'll by a U-boat.

Elizabeth:
I wish I hadn't accepted Hyacinth's invitation now. Look, I hope you're not going to go in that mood.

Emmet:
We've heard nothing but yachts for the whole damn week. [sighs] I feel as if I'd already sailed, single-handed, the entire length and breadth of the uncharted Hyacinth.

Elizabeth:
Still, it is kind of her to invite us down for the night... I think.

Emmet:
Kind! [laughs hollowly] It's chilling! Just imagine, a whole night on board some old bucket, with another old Bucket.