Kenan & Kel1996

Roger Rockmore:
Now, son, you know you can talk to your father about anything. What's wrong?

Kenan:
Well, a witch cast a bad luck spell on me and then she gave Kel some kind of a love potion and now he thinks he's in love with her.

Roger Rockmore:
Uh... Talk to your mother.

Sheryl Rockmore:
Did I hear you correctly. Did you say a witch?

Kenan:
Yeah, and I know it sounds strange but she was scratching and she's got a green tongue and she smells like fire!

Kel Kimble:
And she's cute!

Kenan:
Quiet, Kel! Kel thinks he's in love with her! Look at him!

Sheryl Rockmore:
Now Kenan, there's no such thing as witches. And did you ever think that maybe Kel really could be in love?

Kenan:
Please! He's just a boy!

Roger Rockmore:
Maybe she is a witch!

Sheryl Rockmore:
Roger!

Roger Rockmore:
Well, she wants Kel to like her. There must be something wrong with her!

Kel Kimble:
Yeah! Huh?