Kenan & Kel1996

Chinese Waiter:
May I take your order?

Kel Kimble:
Yes, yes. I will have a hamburger, onion rings, spaghetti and meatballs, corn, macaroni and cheese, and a pitcher of your finest orange soda.

[blows out a kiss]

Chinese Waiter:
Sir, this is a Chinese restaurant.

Kel Kimble:
Oh, I'm sorry.

[speaking nonsense Chinese loudly]

Kel Kimble:
Mama say mama manyu maku say.

Chinese Waiter:
You want me to park your truck on my mother's face?

[the waiter becomes angry and approaches Kel as if he were to hurt him, but Kenan stops him]

Kenan:
Hey, hey, hey! Mr. waiter! Sir! Um, what do you suggest? Never mind him.

Chinese Waiter:
[clears throat quietly] I suggest you start with a Pupu Platter.

Kyra Rockmore:
Ew!

Kenan:
Kyra, please, all right? Now, what exactly comes on the Pupu Platter?

Kel Kimble:
I don't want any poo-poo!