Kevin Spencer1999

[while laughing at Anastasia for being hit in the head with a flying hubcap, he snorts milk out of his nose]

Percy:
Oh, now you went and made me laugh my milk through my nose!

Anastasia:
Milk? What are you even doin' in the same room with a glass of milk?

Percy:
There's a contest on TV that says you can win a truck if you phone in the sounds you make while drinking milk.

[Anastasia looks at him angrily]

Percy:
Hi, I'm Percy, and this is the sound of me drinking milk [Drinks milk straight from the carton] Ohhhh, f***! It's been a while since I drank this stuff, hang on! [Belches while on speakerphone in the milk company's head's office on the other end] How long's this sh*t been in the fridge?

[Milk company head is silent]

Percy:
Aw f*** it, I'll just steal a truck.