Kings2009

Palace Guard Boyden:
[commenting on what's being served at David's banquet] Ice trucks means fish tonight. Probably king salmon, given the season.

Palace Guard Klotz:
No, it doesn't mean fish.

Palace Guard Boyden:
Then what?

Palace Guard Klotz:
Lamb. It's a hero's welcome. Heroes get red meat. I'd do it with a nice pistachio crust.

Palace Guard Boyden:
No chance. Queen Rose hates lamb ever since she spent summers on her uncle's sheep farm. Everyone knows that.

Palace Guard Klotz:
Do they? Do they know what color panties she picks for Thursdays, too?