Kyle XY2006

Andy Jensen:
You're acting weird.

Josh Trager:
I'm on top of you making out. What's weird about that?

Andy Jensen:
You're being hesitant. Guys aren't supposed to do hesitant.

Josh Trager:
I'm not being hesitant.

[Andy and Josh start making out again]

Andy Jensen:
Totally hesitant.

Josh Trager:
Would you stop using that word?

Andy Jensen:
I'm sorry. But it's true. Any other guy would have his hand half way to the promised land by now.

Josh Trager:
I'm trying to be respectful.

Andy Jensen:
No. Respect is the slow inching, waiting for me to swat your hand away. Respect is at least trying to go there. Unless you...

Josh Trager:
Unless I what?

Andy Jensen:
Unless you've never gone there before.

Josh Trager:
Ugh...

Andy Jensen:
Oh my god! You've never touched a boob before.

Josh Trager:
I've touched a boob before.

Andy Jensen:
A real one? Or one of those inflatable ones?

Josh Trager:
I've touched a boob before, okay? Just never one that...

Andy Jensen:
Never one that what?

Josh Trager:
Never one that mattered.

Andy Jensen:
My b*obs matter?

Josh Trager:
Of course they matter. Why else would I put up with this humiliation?