L.A. Law1986

Zoey Clemmons:
[in C.J.'s hotel room at a law conference] C.J.! Get up! It's nine o'clock! We are in trouble! We were supposed to have an eight o'clock class setup. We have a mock trial before three California Supreme Court judges at 1:00 PM and our class knows nothing except how to get jailed for contempt.

Cara Jean 'C.J.' Lamb:
Zoey, calm down.

Zoey Clemmons:
I can't calm down! What did you do last night?

Cara Jean 'C.J.' Lamb:
It was hammer time. What could I do? We started home after midnight, but they played that "Wang Chung" song and we didn't get in 'til 5:00 AM.

Zoey Clemmons:
Great, you keep the class out dancing til dawn. Now, who the hell do we know to fake it in front of three California Supreme Court judges?

Cara Jean 'C.J.' Lamb:
Me.

Zoey Clemmons:
What?

Cara Jean 'C.J.' Lamb:
I'm from England. Nobody knows me here. I'll put on a suite, a wig, my best Polish accent, and you'll win the prize for best class.

Zoey Clemmons:
We can't do this. It's fraud, it's wrong, it's a lie!

Cara Jean 'C.J.' Lamb:
And we have no choice. Not only do our students not know anything, but they're also completely hung over.

Zoey Clemmons:
I am never taking you with me on another trip, ever!