L.A. Law1986

Jonathan Rollins:
[on TV] No, no Gina. That just they way they are.

Gina Westland:
It's sounds like they're incompetent.

Jonathan Rollins:
No, not incompetent, just amusing. We have one partner I won't mention names but... it's Brackman! He keeps having extramarital affairs. He even slept with his female bailiff when he was a small claims court judge.

Douglas Brackman, Jr.:
[watching on the TV] Oh, God! OH, GOD!

Jonathan Rollins:
[on the TV] And our divorce lawyer Arnold Becker beds down with around 90% of his female clients.

Arnie Becker:
[watching the TV] Son of a b*tch!

Douglas Brackman, Jr.:
He's fired!

Jonathan Rollins:
[on TV] And we have two partners, Ann Kelsey and Stuart Markowitz, that sleep with each other.

Gina Westland:
Come on!

Jonathan Rollins:
They are married, but I heard it was a shotgun wedding.

Ann Kelsey:
That bastard!

Stuart Markowitz:
I'll kill him!

Jonathan Rollins:
[on TV] But you know what really gets me? It's that none of them... NONE of them can tell the difference between a live broadcast... and a videotaped gag. Gotcha!

Arnie Becker:
What the...?

Jonathan Rollins:
[on the TV to the lawyers] I know I got you!