L.A. Law1986

Jonathan Rollins:
Are you real concerned with fairness, Mr. Breecher?

Ray Breecher:
What's a contest without fairness? Yeah.

Jonathan Rollins:
4 years ago, you attempted to enter a tiny but long leaping run toad, didn't you?

Ray Breecher:
Well, I look like a frog. I was mistaken.

Jonathan Rollins:
And 2 years ago, you're winning entry tested positive for cocaine, did it not?

Ray Breecher:
I don't know how he got the drugs. Frog had a life.

Jonathan Rollins:
Mr. Breecher, your reptile has been known to... to eat small rats.

Michael Roitman:
Objection, Your Honor, it is not a reptile. It is an amphibian.

Judge Walter Green:
Sustained.

Jonathan Rollins:
How large is your amphibian, sir?

Ray Breecher:
It's big.

Jonathan Rollins:
Exactly, how big?

Ray Breecher:
How? With legs extended, I'd say he was about 3 ft. long.

Judge Walter Green:
3 ft.?

Ray Breecher:
That's one big mother frog.