Last of the Summer Wine1973

[last lines]

[they are all in the public loo, although the camera remains outside]

Clegg:
I see the phantom scribbler's been at it again.

Foggy:
You don't have to bother reading them these days; just wait for the film.

Clegg:
It's really boring standing so close to a wall; think they'd put a few pictures up like they used to do in the old railway carriages.

Foggy:
With a big warning against any frivolous pulling of the communication cord.

Foggy:
Why don't you move further down there?

Compo:
Woo-hoo-hoo. Look at this!

Foggy:
I wish you wouldn't say that in these places.

Compo:
I only meant to draw your attention to this beautiful handwriting over here. That's talent, is that!

Clegg:
It is if it's true.