Last of the Summer Wine1973

[first lines]

Billy:
Tha's looking for a female companion; I'm looking to get rid of the wife's sister. It's the perfect solution.

Smiler:
Uh, I wouldn't say perfect.

Billy:
She's quite... well... very nearly quite attractive. If you don't mind warts.

Tom:
We've talked about blemishes; he's not expecting perfection. He- he'd consider loss of leg, going bald.

Billy:
You're home free. She's got a full set.

Smiler:
What about facial hair?

Billy:
Yeah, with nearly every wart! Eee, th've struck lucky again, Smiler. Is this uncanny or what!

Tom:
He doesn't mind warts, do you?

Smiler:
Depends on the bits in between.

Billy:
Ah. The warts are the best bits. But, she'd be company to you in the winter of your years.

Smiler:
Sounds like another hard winter.