Last of the Summer Wine1973

[first lines]

Alvin:
Instead of traveling by bicycle, I might have been a Greek shipping millionaire.

Billy:
Tha's not even Greek.

Truly:
He could lie! I mean if, if people saw him dancing and breaking a few plates he might get away with it.

Alvin:
I'm speaking hypothetically.

Billy:
That's Greek for a start.

Alvin:
Assuming I was born Greek.

Clegg:
Uh, did your mother know you were Greek? I mean, as far as I know she never went farther than Bridlington.

Truly:
Well, maybe he could be a Bridlington shipping millionaire.

Alvin:
It's not the same, is it? I'm talking oil tankers and love affairs with opera singers.

Billy:
Have you seen the size of opera singers! Tha'd need the bicycle just to give her a cuddle.