Last of the Summer Wine1973

[first lines]

Barry:
[about his car] Oh, she looks great when she's been polished, Glenda. I think she likes it. I think she likes me.

Glenda:
Come inside, Barry.

Barry:
But I can't see her if I'm inside.

Glenda:
I want to talk to you.

[they go inside]

Barry:
What is it?

Glenda:
Come inside, Barry, and sit down.

Barry:
What's wrong?

Glenda:
Nothing's wrong. I just want a word with you.

Barry:
I knew it; something's wrong.

Glenda:
I don't want you to get upset, Barry.

Barry:
You're in love with somebody! While I've been cleaning the car, you've been swept of your feet by some Romeo. Oh, Glenda, tell me it's not a pedestrian.

Glenda:
I'm in love with *you*!

Barry:
Then why are you leaving me?

Glenda:
Nobody's leaving you.

Barry:
Then why am I sitting here, waiting for bad news?

Glenda:
It's not really bad news. Mother's coming for tea.

Barry:
Couldn't you have had a Romeo? Only joking. [pause] No, what's to joke about? Your mother's coming for tea.