Last of the Summer Wine1973

[first lines]

Nora Batty:
What are you doing?

Alvin:
Just testing.

Nora Batty:
I know you're a bit wet, but do you need a drainpipe?

Alvin:
It's a viewscope. Auntie's selling them.

Nora Batty:
What do you want one of them things for?

Alvin:
Well, I didn't go in for one of these; I went in to chose a roll of lino. But lino lacks entertainment appeal. These are more interesting than lino.

Nora Batty:
As long as you don't go staring at me through it.

Alvin:
Just testing. You needn't read anything giddy into it. You're a bit lacking in entertainment appeal yourself. Have you never felt the urge to act on impulse?

Nora Batty:
[Nora pushes the ladder Alvin is standing on so he falls off] Next question.