Last of the Summer Wine1973

[first lines]

Nora:
And that's supposed to entertain the over-sixties. I hope they think it's been worth waiting sixty years.

Billy:
Give us a chance. It looks better in costume.

Alvin:
And with all the pizazz, the lights, the music...

Nora:
The audience leaving.

[Nora leaves]

Billy:
Do you think she can smile? Do you think her muscles have gone slack?

Alvin:
Huh. Have you seen her corsets? I don't think there's a chance for anything to go slack.

Billy:
Hey, she was married to Wally for fifty years. I don't think he raised a smile.

Alvin:
He was probably waiting waiting till she was in a good mood.