Late Night with Conan O'Brien1993

Conan O'Brien:
Let's check in with the 'Men Without Hats Conversation Channel.'

Wife:
Do you want toast?

Man:
[to the tune of "The Safety Dance"] You can make toast if you want to, and leave your friends behind. 'Cause your friends don't toast, and if they don't toast, then they're no friends of mine.

Wife:
I want a divorce. [leaves]

Man:
We can get divorced if you want to, and leave your friends behind...

Waitor:
Are you all finished? Should I bring you the check?

Man:
You can bring the check if you want to, and bring the check right now. 'Cause your friends don't check, and if they don't check...

[Waitor socks Man in the face]